I DIDN’T KNOW THAT LADIES COULD
SWARE.
The Urbenville dance was usually held on Friday night, the
popular events attracted hundreds of people and the dancing
would continue into the early hours of the morning.
The village hall would be full of young people from the
local farms and neighboring villages, all eager to enjoy each
other’s company and find a little romance.
Men would tie up their horses on one side of the hall, while
the ladies had a set of hitching rails on the other side,
this gave privacy and dignity for the women as they dismounted.
Pat Harris could not resist a joke, and nobody was safe from
his tricks.
Paddy slipped out of the hall one winter evening shifted
one mans horse up three positions on the hitching rail, and
then whitewashed the horse, giving it a completely different
appearance.
The owner came out of the hall to ride home and unable to
find his horse, he was sure that the horse had been stolen
and went to get the village constable.
On the other side of the building, Paddy had removed all
of the ladies saddles and replaced them, backwards on the
horses. Paddy hid in the bushes behind the hall to watch all
the fun, he later remarked that he did not know that ladies
could swear like that.
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